I Hate Beowulf!

I don't appreciate the fact that Beowulf had to go and kill me and now he's after my mother. I know she'll win though! He's too weak to ever defeat her. She owns that lake and has for over half a hundred years now. His sword won't work. He's a fool to think it will. He's a hypocrite, too! The sword he has is blessed by God, but he'll become so angry when he realizes he can't defeat my mother and God will no longer be blessing his sword because he'll only be working out of hatred! I should know; I was the worst monster of them all and my works and actions didn't land me anywhere near God's throne. Then, I see my mom appear next to me. I was wrong; Beowulf succeeded at killing her. I was right about his worthless sword though; it did not work, but he found one that did. He used a "heavy sword hammered by giants, strong and blessed with their magic"."He'd have traveled to the bottom of the earth, Edgetho's son, and died there if that shinning woven metal had not helped him". He chopped her head off and rejoiced over her death. What a fool he is to not see that he's becoming more like me each day!