I know I said I was done writing, but hell gets boring. So boring that I decided to talk to that creep, Beowulf. He told me about the first time he spoke to the king about defeating me. I hadn't known this until today, but Wulfgar was a herald. He asked Beowulf to state his business with Hrothgar before he would let Beowulf go see Hrothgar. Beowulf introduces himself and says he needs to speak with the king. Wulfgar is impressed with their appearence and feels they can be trusted, so he takes them all to Hrothgar. Hrothgar's first comments to Beowulf are about remembering him and his father, Ecgtheow, when Beowulf was a little boy. He goes on to talk about Beowulf's great powers and how he's glad they finally have a hero to help the Danes kill me. I can't even believe Hrothgar said Beowulf had great powers! He only swam across the ocean, battled off a few fish(probably tiny ones), and it's not like plenty of other men aren't as strong as him, so why is he so special and important!? I just don't get it! Why did Hrothgar have to choose such a untalented, unspecial, man to kill me? I should have been the one ordered to kill Beowulf! I may have killed a few people, but I deserved as much of a chance to live as he did! Ugh, I hate it! I'm going to beat Beowulf up again! So good bye!
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